| My Name is the Big Murph Dogg |
| I am the coolest guy in the world |
| I live in the ghetto of Portland Oregon |
| I kill people for fun (joking) |
| I like to fight with My friends |
| We have a Techno fuu turniment |
| every weekned and I like to go to |
| My homies house and kill each other in
battles :) _ |